Just had the following conversation with my mom. 

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/13/2017 at 18:12 • Filed to: None

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I’ve mentioned before that my mom had a Series 1 E-Type that she totaled.

“You’re... not the best driver.”

“I’m a great driver. I was reckless when I was young though.”

“But you totaled a lot of cars.”

“I was reckless and raced a lot I had to be a good driver to survive.”

“That’s not how good driving works.”

“Two crashes in three years I think it was. Or two in two, I don’t know. That doesn’t count your grandmother’s Camaro.”

“That would have been... 1967?”

“Yes.”

Two things I know: my mom has driven cooler cars than I ever will, and my mom is a shitty, shitty, shitty, shitty driver.


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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Honeybunchesofgoats
03/13/2017 at 18:22

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Your mom has wrecked cooler cars than you’ll ever drive.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Your boy, BJR
03/13/2017 at 18:36

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Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Your boy, BJR
03/13/2017 at 18:42

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Very true. She also owned, and as far as I know, never crashed, a 1963 Corvette, four Bel Airs (two 55s, a 56, and a 57), and a first gen MR2, that I thought was the coolest car in the world when I was a kid.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Honeybunchesofgoats
03/13/2017 at 21:37

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“Grandma flipped her vette...”